he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Holy shit dude........stairs
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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