He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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