I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
