So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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