Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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