have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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