Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

Should I hook up with a slut its your call

(713): View more from Texas

Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave

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(954): View more from Florida

Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve

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(416): View more from Toronto

He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks... i think. haha

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.

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