Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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