And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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