i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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