How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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