Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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