Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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