they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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