just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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