But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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