I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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