if i can run in heels then i can drive
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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