It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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