too bad you live with your parents still
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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