Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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