...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We have started to decorate penises.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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