The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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