I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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