He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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