I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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