Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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