The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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