Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
