I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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