i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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