i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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