the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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