is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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