I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
