That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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