you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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