You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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