yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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