I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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