North Korea, Best Korea!
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
