Do you still have your period?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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