I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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