So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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