I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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