Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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