I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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