I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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