have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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