i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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