So drunk its hurt
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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