On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
