That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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