I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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