Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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