I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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