Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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